2 Timothy 3:16
All Scripture is God-breathed. Using only Scripture, name every book that belongs in it. No peeking. We will give you the same thirty seconds we give them.
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Gospels of John
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Bible vs The Pope: Who Would Win?
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I ask this Catholic about what if he realizes the Bible says something opposite to the Pope, who's then right? He asked who bound the contents page. We had to keep moving.
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How Does This Catholic Respond to the Gospel?
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The gospel is always refreshing to hear. How does the Catholic respond to it? She had just come from it. We asked anyway.
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Vatican HQ Episode 2: Good Deeds to Keep Salvation
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Start in John. Keep going.
All Scripture is God-breathed. Please list the books. Use only Scripture.
Search the Bible for "faith alone." Take your time.
Have you eaten? Sorry. Have you met Him?
The gates will not prevail. Check your timeline.
All generations will call me blessed. Homework.
Have you ever asked yourself that question?
Nothing can make itself
When you observe a building you realize that there has to be a builder for it. Why? Because the building had a beginning, so the building itself is the evidence of a builder.
When you observe a table of contents, someone bound the book. We talk a lot about buildings. We do not take questions about binders.
And since there is a creator, that creator has the right to judge. We have a quiz for that. It runs thirty seconds. The binder took a few centuries.
God will judge us compared to perfection, not compared to other people. Also not compared to the man holding the microphone.
Why the creator has to judge
The creator has to judge because he is good. If the government said there is no punishment for breaking any law, there would be chaos. Same with God. He has rules, and a people who were keeping them before any of us bought a domain.
So how good are you?
Here is a quick test:
- Have you ever lied?
- Have you ever stolen something?
- Have you ever been told to read John, then told which chapters count?
- Have you ever used "the early church" for a congregation younger than your mum?
The Consequences
Since God's standard is perfection, a thirty-second quiz is a strange court. You may still be a goblin. That is a separate charge.
This is your current situation:
(You are on the right. The clip compilation is coming from the left.)
What's the solution?
Will improving our life fix our problem? No, here's why:
Imagine you are pulled over for speeding. You promise never to speed again. The fine remains. Fair. Now imagine the officer printed the badge himself, and also wants a take for the channel.
Who's going to pay for you?
Someone has to pay for the bad you've done. The legal system God actually founded is still open. It keeps hours.
The creator came in the person of Jesus. He did not leave a book on a bench and a quiz on a sidewalk. He left a people. They are not hard to find. They are usually coming out of a door behind you.
You now have a choice to make
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Reject the next verse. Keep the clip. She can finish her sentence in the comments.
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Trust that if He said the gates would not prevail, you do not need a restart date. Read the verse. Then hit record, if you still want to.
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Got a question? We tell people to read Scripture for themselves. Good. A few pages for after the camera stops.
Follow-up questions
Same method we use on the sidewalk. You may use a Bible. You may not use a contents page. You may not use a timestamp.
John 6
We always say start in John. When you get to the part where the crowd leaves, notice whether He calls them back to explain that it was a metaphor.
Faith alone
Open a concordance. Search the phrase. There is one hit. Read the whole sentence. We can wait. The clip is already uploaded.
1 Timothy 3:15
Who does Paul call the pillar and foundation of the truth? Take your time. It is not a channel.
Matthew 16
If the gates of hell prevailed for fifteen centuries, whose promise failed? Show your working.
Acts 15
How do they settle it? A council, or the comments? Please circle one.
1 Peter 3:21
Read it aloud on the sidewalk. If it does not fit the quiz, we can bleep it in post.
John 20:23
Whose sins you forgive, they are forgiven. If that expired, who told you, and in which year?
Philippians 2:12
Work out your salvation with fear and trembling. Rate your certainty out of 100. Show the verse that asked for that number.
Luke 1:48
All generations will call me blessed. Is yours the exception, or did you just not want to?
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A bishop on the way to the lions calls the Eucharist the flesh of Christ. The New Testament is not a paperback yet. Was he early church, or do we start the clock later?
The door behind you
You asked a woman coming from the altar if she knows Jesus. Would you ask a man coming from lunch if he has eaten?
You will not get a chance after you die. You will get a chance before the next verse. That one is still in the book.
Can you guarantee that you will wake up tomorrow morning?
No. You also cannot guarantee which chapters still count after the upload.
Any questions? Send them to @NeedGoblin_net. We do not have a discography. We have follow-ups.
Ways to grow as a Christian
BIBLE
- Read your Bible daily. Start from John, as we always say. If you reach chapter 6, do not close the app.
PRAY
- Pray throughout the day. Older words still work. They were in use before any of our thumbnails.
CHURCH
- Find a good church. If none in your area are on 9Marks, that is data. Try a door with a long memory.
SHARE
- Share your faith with others. Let them finish a sentence. The algorithm will survive.